Girl with a helmet

Current Mood: exhausted

Alright, not the WORST, but pretty damn close.

This is what I wrote for the weekend before last (starting 27^th Oct) and I had to put it on here because I needed to delete it and blah.

So here ‘tis.

Gods, I was tired after that weekend. Nothing to the next weekend, what with the party and suchlike (or the STABBING! Well, ok, not a stabbing. There was punching and blood (which as you all know, I’m no good with) and police dudes and APPARENTABUBBLY, knives hidden in jacket pockets. Scary bad.)

Anyway, a bit boring, but I’d written so I had to put it somewhere or delete it and the idea of deleting things has never really appealed to me. Therefore, you had to read it.

Bye, bye darlings!

Current Location: school
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Bronte is singing "don't need that any more..." n kaya's singing "I am a BANANA"

1. You’re in love with the best man.
2. He’s in love with the best man.
3. You just shagged the best man in your wedding dress.
4. He just shagged the best man in your wedding dress.
5. You just set fire to the cake.
6. You just set fire to the best man.
7. You just set fire to the groom.
8. You just set fire to the prostitute in the cake.
9. You just set fire to the church.
10. Your mother in law has just had sex with the best man.
11. Who happens to be her son.
12. The groom was just caught sleeping with your mother.
13. Who, it turns out, is also his mother.
14. You’re pregnant. With triplets. And it’s not his.
15. They’re not even yours.
16. They’re your brothers.
17. And his wife’s.
18. You’re Phoebe from friends.
19. Hugh Laurie just confessed his undying love for you and proposed.
20. Hugh Laurie’s wife just confessed her undying love for you and proposed.
21. The two of them just turned up.
22. You’re actually a commitment phobe.
23. There is a strong chance you might kill yourself if you have to go through with this.
24. There is a strong chance the groom might kill you if you don’t go through with this.
25. You find out he’s not actually terminally ill and extremely rich.
26. You find out you are.
27. He likes to put his tongue on things which shouldn’t be touched by tongues. I.e. electrical fences, car engines, your mother, his mother.
28. He plays golf with your father.
29. That’s not the only thing he plays with your father.
30. Or the best man.
31. You found a stash of photos of all his old girlfriends under his pillow.
32. You’re mother was among them.
33. So was the best man.
34. And your father.
35. Someone called Rule 34 of the internet on you and the best man, and it exists.
36. He has AIDS
37. And now so do you.
38. And so does the best man.
39. You’re not sure which gave it to you.
40. He has a ‘thing’ for cheese.

Current Location: home
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: silence trying not to let mum know im awake...heh heh!

Draco Malfoy (ego_sum_draco),

Blaise Zabini (snake_orgy),

Harry Potter (yes_that_potter),

Hermione Granger (free_teh_elves),

Ron Weasley (not_a_side_kick),

Tom Riddle (at school) (tr_angsty_pants),

Weasley Twins (gred_n_forge_w),

Percy Weasley (as written by the twins) (p_b_weatherby)

and

Lavender Brown (hearts_4_sale).

There is at least one entry for each and all of them are on each others friends pages (just to make it easier) and they are also on my livejournal friends page.

I hope you like them!

They took a hella long time to do so you better!