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Jan. 17th, 2008 @ 07:57 pm My first entry in like...wows, long time. Bet you weren't sad. Meanies.
Current Location: Home. Yes, even after months, it still hasn't changed.
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: ladie's choice (Zac Efron in Hairspray. He is one sexy beast.)
Hokay, well.
It's been a while since I've posted, non?
Um, couple things.
Right ho.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR (late, but whatevs. If you can't deal you shouldn't be friends with me. Or at least you should know that I'm perpetually late with stuff, so you should be used to it. ^_^)!
Erms. Okies.
So, due to my rollicking social life (heh cough cough) I have had next to no contact with human beings - UNTIL THIS WEEK!
Honestly, it's like I've suddenly become popular. Like, overnight.
WEIRD.
Anyway, I'm gonna make this short actually, cos a friend of mine, from Melbourne, has come down and is staying the night.
She's MOST GORGEOUS, but I am so tired because of work and actual social life (suprising always) that I haven't actually done anything v. fun.
I.e. we washed the dog together. YAYS.
O, and dressed up in silly clothes and took pictures on my NEW CAMERAHRAH, which I want to put on myspace...cos I have NUTTING on there.
So, so now.
Yes, in the last week or so, I did a whole heap of hpff banners (yes, I heard you sigh. You thought I'd go a whole entry without mentioning it, didn't you? As if. Did you honestly think I would be that normal?) and you need to look at them and also the stories that I have added, and you all need to review so as to make me happy (because that is what my happiness hinges on. Reviews. Sadly.) and you also need to comment on this entry because otherwise I shall be sad. and lonely.
SO PLEASE.
Loving you all.
Can't wait for Melbourne next week!
(oh yes, I'm going to melbourne next week. that's right. You are so totally jealous are you not? Not? Damn you then.)
I feel oh so tres tres neglected.

Pyjamas and toodley doo!
TTFN.
MADGE the sexy sex beast.
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Dec. 7th, 2007 @ 02:04 pm Changes Come Too Quickly (unless they are banners)
Current Mood: blah
Current Music: i need all the friends I can get by camera obscura
Geez, days of changes, isn't it? Barry just had a heart attack and is in ICU, which is no good. He's mum's step dad, the one she grew up with, so she's been pretty worried. Tash came down from Melb to see him and basically has been sitting in the seat next to his bed for thirteen hours straight, coming back to our place, sleeping, and then leaving at nine to start again. I dunno, it seems like a bad idea - you can't feel better, anyway, if you're sleep deprived.
In other news, I have made my first ever banner! It looks like shit, but, hey, I didn't get any help after all!
To see it, go to my harrypotterfanfiction.com site (it's 'my shiny teeth and me'), yes?

Clicky de site button!
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Dec. 6th, 2007 @ 11:32 pm Yay
Lotus is out of hospital. He is GORGEOUS.
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Nov. 24th, 2007 @ 11:33 am Lotus
My Aunty L. had her baby on Friday, in the evening.
I haven't seen him yet, but apparently he's gorgeous.
R. (his sister and my cousin, who is six) is absolutely in love with him.
His name is Lotus, so his nickname will be Lotie, which is cute.
Anyway, the reason I haven't seen him yet is because he was in hospital. Well, is still in hospital.
Poor L. and J., their first kid together, M.(who is three), had a lot of problems when he was younger too, and now Lotus has problems too. It turn out he has an imperforate anus, which is quite scary.
He is in surgery now, and there is a good chance everything will be fine, but there are some chances things will go wrong.
For example, his surgery mught go wonderfully and everything will be fixed EXCEPT they don't know if he has and sphincter muscles yet, which will mean a lifetime of suffering for the poor kid. They can't INSERT sphincter muscles, it's just not possible, so if he doesn't already have them, there isn't any chance to fix it. Anyway, we are all just hoping and praying that he will be fine and L. and J. are going to the hospital now to see him again. He'll be in the surgery for a little longer and then he'll stay in intensive care for about four-six hours or so. Possibly longer depending how the surgery goes. Anyway, we just hope he'll be fine (and he WILL, right? Yeah.) and I'll get to see him in about a week. YAY.
Praying to a God who doesn't exist, Majaxxx
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Nov. 15th, 2007 @ 08:13 pm The Worst Day in The History of Maja...
Current Mood: exhausted

Alright, not the WORST, but pretty damn close.

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Nov. 13th, 2007 @ 09:05 pm Harry Potter forums
Current Mood: discontent
Alright. As anyone who knows HP should know by now, Dumbledore is gay (he was outed by JK). As anyone who knows ME will know, I do not like people to talk about gay people in a bad light. I think it is immature, feeble minded and just goes to show how far a person's level of intelligence can sink. I was on facebook a few minutes ago, and I was reading a HP forum, where it had a topic about people's views on the fact that D is gay. Now, I knew there would be a few shallow minded people who would say stupid things, but I never imagined there would be so many. I was shocked and totally appalled at some of their comments, two of whom I quoted and then flamed. I hate intolerant people, and if you would like to take the time, please read the forum and the comments I made.

http://forum.cheapbooks.com/index.php?showtopic=7252&st=60&start=60

I was utterly disgusted, and I'd like it if you could all add to the disgust so that people realise how awful they are.
Thank you.
Mx
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Nov. 11th, 2007 @ 10:16 pm Subconcious? Subconcious? Hello? Artism? OMGWTFBBQ!
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: coin operated boy by the dresden dolls
You know, I have just realised the most annoying thing. You see, interesting/funny things occur to me in the middle of the night. The middle of the night being WHEN I SHOULD BE SLEEPING.
SO I have to get up, rummage desperately around for a pen and paper and write down the thought that has come crashing into my head at two in the morning.
Which of course, the next day, I can't read, as I wrote it in the dark.
Because turning the lamp on never seems to occur to me.
Last night's was 'prank and thou shalt win a stuffed monkey'.
Seriously, is that gold or what?
What I can't understand is where in the hell my mind comes up with things like that.
For example; STUFFED MONKEY?
What is my subconcious ON?
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Nov. 11th, 2007 @ 07:42 pm Having My Sexuality Chosen For Me
Current Location: home, pretending to do homework
Current Music: acid 8000 by fatboy slim
Mum told me yesterday that I should become a lesbian. She said men are entirely too whingey (especially when they are sick) and it would be in my best interests to steer clear of them and take the much easier route (i.e. lesbianism). I agree with her wholeheartedly. Girls are sexy. One problem, however. Do I call myself homosexual or a lesbian? Dammit. And here I was thinking I was making an easy choice.
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Nov. 8th, 2007 @ 09:48 pm last last weekend

This is what I wrote for the weekend before last (starting 27th Oct) and I had to put it on here because I needed to delete it and blah.

So here ‘tis.

 


Gods, I was tired after that weekend. Nothing to the next weekend, what with the party and suchlike (or the STABBING! Well, ok, not a stabbing. There was punching and blood (which as you all know, I’m no good with) and police dudes and APPARENTABUBBLY, knives hidden in jacket pockets. Scary bad.)

Anyway, a bit boring, but I’d written so I had to put it somewhere or delete it and the idea of deleting things has never really appealed to me. Therefore, you had to read it.

Bye, bye darlings!

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Nov. 8th, 2007 @ 10:50 am Forty Reasons To Stop Your Own Wedding
Current Location: school
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Bronte is singing "don't need that any more..." n kaya's singing "I am a BANANA"

  1. You’re in love with the best man.
  2. He’s in love with the best man.
  3. You just shagged the best man in your wedding dress.
  4. He just shagged the best man in your wedding dress.
  5. You just set fire to the cake.
  6. You just set fire to the best man.
  7. You just set fire to the groom.
  8. You just set fire to the prostitute in the cake.
  9. You just set fire to the church.
  10. Your mother in law has just had sex with the best man.
  11. Who happens to be her son.
  12. The groom was just caught sleeping with your mother.
  13. Who, it turns out, is also his mother.
  14. You’re pregnant. With triplets. And it’s not his.
  15. They’re not even yours.
  16. They’re your brothers.
  17. And his wife’s.
  18. You’re Phoebe from friends.
  19. Hugh Laurie just confessed his undying love for you and proposed.
  20. Hugh Laurie’s wife just confessed her undying love for you and proposed.
  21. The two of them just turned up.
  22. You’re actually a commitment phobe.
  23. There is a strong chance you might kill yourself if you have to go through with this.
  24. There is a strong chance the groom might kill you if you don’t go through with this.
  25. You find out he’s not actually terminally ill and extremely rich.
  26. You find out you are.
  27. He likes to put his tongue on things which shouldn’t be touched by tongues. I.e. electrical fences, car engines, your mother, his mother.
  28. He plays golf with your father.
  29. That’s not the only thing he plays with your father.
  30. Or the best man.
  31. You found a stash of photos of all his old girlfriends under his pillow.
  32. You’re mother was among them.
  33. So was the best man.
  34. And your father.
  35. Someone called Rule 34 of the internet on you and the best man, and it exists.
  36. He has AIDS
  37. And now so do you.
  38. And so does the best man.
  39. You’re not sure which gave it to you.
  40. He has a ‘thing’ for cheese.
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Nov. 7th, 2007 @ 10:26 pm Whatevs
Sorry people, for the double day post.
Anyway, I know people probably don't want to read this, cos it's like, gross, or whatever, but I've just got to say, I mean, how much do I FUCKING HATE my period?
I am in so much fucking pain right now, and I can't find any fucking night pads so I'm going to bleed all over everything or have to get up every three hours or something ungodly, and it fucking huuuuurts.
And I'm sorry for the swears but gods.
It actually feels as though something is IN MY STOMACH like EATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
My back is KILLING ME and I'm so fucking sore, it just aches and aches.
It also doesn't fucking help that the sight of blood nearly makes me puke, and if it doesn't do that, I go into a faint.
Which is extremely unpleasant, let me tell you.
I haven't fainted YET thank god, but the dizziness is unbearable.
And I thought the fucking pills were supposed to help and its still so goddamned heavy.
I know it's only been a month (or less than, really) but I thought it would have helped a BIT.
OH its so fucking heavy, I just can't take it!
Seriously, blood, I can't deal with blood, and when it's ficking fucking fucking.
I hate it. Goodnight.
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Nov. 7th, 2007 @ 10:09 pm New Account
Current Mood: artistic
Right, everyone!
I have a new account which is purely for self advertising - it will have all my stories, art, etc on it.
So far I have the first (and poss. last) chapter of D&J up, which is my first non HP slash.
Quite angsty, but I hope you like it.
Hmm... so yes, just get on that if you could, I'd really appreciate it, and tell me if it's easy to read, and so on.
Tips &c would be greatly appreciated!
http://ice-be-creative.livejournal.com/
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Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 08:09 pm My Friends Quiz
Current Location: Home, pretending to do homework
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: 'let's get out of this country' by camera obscura
People better start taking my friends quiz, because I am getting extremely pissed about it!
Seriously, NO ONE has taken it!
That's sad, man.
TAKE MY QUIZ OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!
Go onto My Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/majaruby) where it can be found under the Avenue Q/Harry Potter vid, the vid about paintings, and the little doo hicky that says Andy Warhol should paint me.
OR go onto this little linky bit: http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/4284298
DO IT.
That is all.
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Nov. 1st, 2007 @ 07:32 pm Oh my Dear GODS in Heaven and Hell, How Very Obsessed Am I.
Honestly. I knew I was obsessed with Harry Potter, but the fact that I could work out that Zeph was watching Harry Potter and the POA just from hearing this scene was quite scary.
Here it is:

"AARGH!"
"Ahhh!"
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
"Don't be."
"Where do you suppose this goes?"
"I have a hunch. Lets just hope I'm wrong."

So. Sad.
I have no life.
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Oct. 24th, 2007 @ 02:24 pm More Dead Cold Blooded Vertebrates (NO, not me)
Current Location: Home. Desk. Computer. Changed? No.
Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: Eh. I can't listen to music right now. I think I might get a tumour.
Erk.
Well, Jinx is dead.
Stupid fish.
Zeph was devastated of course.
Stupid brother.
The disgusting creaure was lying on its side all dead and gross.
The fish, that is. Not my brother.
It took me an extremely long amount of time to convince the brother to get Jinx out and stick him in the bin.
Oh. My. Sweet. Jesus.
I just heard him stick Jinx in the big bin outside the window (in a doggy poop bag too har har) and say "goodbye, Jinx. I'll miss you."
Stupid boy.
He hasn't even been anywhere near the damn thing since we got him.
I have to feed him. I have to wash the fricking bowl.
But does he care about my pain? NO.
He just cares about the damn fish when it dies.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.
Still have Angel of course, which means there will be no respite from the endless fishbowl cleaning.
Damnable fish.
AND Ollie has fleas.
If there is one thing I have learnt from this, it is that I will never again own pets unless someone else can look after them.
I don't think I can cope.
Plus, whats the point with fish?
Its not even as though they can jump around or do anything remotely interesting.
And our ones aren't even pretty.
They're all googly eyes and gross grey finny things.Anyway. I realise that I probably sound like an awful person.
But guess what? I don't care.
I spit in your face.
Ow I need an aspirin.
Meh, fuck off.
Majax
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Oct. 24th, 2007 @ 01:24 pm Where has my week gone?
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: sick
Current Music: maison des lunes, nuevo interprete
Ugh. Well, here I am...finally telling everybody where I am.
Ow. Back hurts. I feel like a leper.
Cough is getting worse.
Yup, see. Just splattered the screen in throat scum.
Yummo.
Obviously don't feel like being back at satanistic hole that some may call oglvie, but mother has somehow convinced me to feel bad that I am missing school because of exams coming up and so on...
Eeyuk. That was a gross cough.
Ow pain. Back is really hurting. Like little knives all stabbing and twisting.
Damnable knives. Ow.
I know no-one probably believes that I actually am sick, can't really blame them, I guess...
Still, not feeling great so whatever.
Can't really be bothered with what other people think.
So, I have spent an extremely long time lying on the couch and reading Eragon and not moving except to drink mammoth amounts of water and then trying desperately not to pee myself so I don't have to get up.
You didn't need to know that.
Well, I'll tell you what I think of Eragon.
It's annoying, cos I actually started reading it a few months ago and really liked it, then I bought the seocnd and first book in the trilogy and didn't read them for weeks cos I was so busy with the princess bride (seriously, is that the best book, EVER?).
Anyway, about three chapters in, I stumbled across this LJ by some random (remember the thing about fuckinggoogle.com? Same person) and she's one of the types who like to get fantasy books and basically tear them to shreds.
As anyone who knows me should know, I love my fantasy.
Of course there is a limit to what I'll read, but well, I hate anyone saying mean stuff about it.
Erk gross cough there. Think I gawked stuff all over the keyboard.
Anyhoo. She wrote this absolutely hilarious thing about some fantasy book..."the eternal rose"
anyway, I kind of cacked myself a bit. Her webloke is http://spearladykatie.livejournal.com/

Anyway, so when she'd said that about Eragon (even though it was only this tiny mention) I couldn't help but think all that stuff when I was reading it.

Plus, I kept going back to Cecilia Dart Thornton's books (seriously though, who has a name like that? That's just fricking awful.), the ill made mute, lady of the sorrows...erm...can't remember the other one..anyway, the descriptions in it are pretty painful, right...going on for like CHAPTERS about how a castle looks.

I don't mind descriptions, but man, these are TERRIBLE.

Plus, isn't there some kind of writing rule where you're supposed to go;

'Helen brushed black hair out of her eyes as she got up from the ground, biting her lip as she looked down at the crappy sneakers that had made her fall over and hurt her toe'

(or something like that, but less badly written)

instead of;

'Helen got up from the ground, biting her perfectly red lips. She had raven black hair that fell to her shoulders, dusting her baby pink top with a scalloped neckline, well-worn grey sneakers with red tips and yellow laces (gross colour combo, anyone?) and a pinky toe that had been badly hurt because of said sneakers.'

JESUS CHRIST.

Descriptions. Not good in Eragon. Go on too long. Make Maja have aneurism.

Anyway. Apart from that.
My head REALLY hurts.
And my skin feels really sensitive.
Does anyone else get that when they're sick?
Eurgh. I am just one big slime bucket and my head feels like it has been stuffed with rocks.
And they are MOVING rocks.
Damn moving rocks and ooh I really need to get to bed.
Has anyone seen my HP LJs?
Not too bad, if I do say so myself.
Right.
Sleep.
See ya.
Majax
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Oct. 22nd, 2007 @ 09:19 pm Harry Potter LJ's
Current Location: home
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: silence trying not to let mum know im awake...heh heh!
Hi people!
Well, it's taken me nearly two days(I am not sad, I am not sad), but I've finally finished!
Here are all the HP LJ's I've done (I also plan on doing one for crabbe, goyle, pansy, ginny, snape, and the real percy):

Draco Malfoy (ego_sum_draco),

Blaise Zabini (snake_orgy),

Harry Potter (yes_that_potter),

Hermione Granger (free_teh_elves),

Ron Weasley (not_a_side_kick),

Tom Riddle (at school) (tr_angsty_pants),

Weasley Twins (gred_n_forge_w),

Percy Weasley (as written by the twins) (p_b_weatherby)

and

Lavender Brown (hearts_4_sale).

There is at least one entry for each and all of them are on each others friends pages (just to make it easier) and they are also on my livejournal friends page.

I hope you like them!

They took a hella long time to do so you better!

Night night.
Love you all!
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Oct. 21st, 2007 @ 11:22 pm YAY
Ok, I've put up two entries for Draco Malfoy's LJ, and I am quite happy with the results.
Anyone who wants to take a look, please do!
Bear in mind that it is quite late and it might not sound as good to you as it did to me at 11pm on a sunday night.
oh, and also, I love the background, and it took me a HELLA long time to find one good enough, so please dont tell me it isn't right (well you can, but i wont like you, cos ill have to find a new one), and if anyone wants to start another LJ for one of the other characters so we can msg each other and so on, that would be great.
Make it seem more real and whatevs.
so, here is the link:

http://ego-sum-draco.livejournal.com/

so check it out if you want....and if you dont want, well, make the decision, but I'll kill you in your sleep.
Loves and goodnights
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Oct. 21st, 2007 @ 03:44 pm My new journal
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Zanna Don't! Finale. YAY happy parts!
I have decided that I am going to write a LiveJournal for Draco Malfoy. Or possibly Voldemort. Or possibly Hitler. Or all. I can't be sure.
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Oct. 21st, 2007 @ 03:24 pm Zanna Don't!
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Straight to Heaven (the sad version)
Ok, Kaya gave me this, but I just have to say, OMG.
I hate saying OMG except as a joke, but there you have it.
So right now I'm listening to "ride 'em" and I swear, EVERY time I hear her say "let the buckin' start!" I hear, well, "let the FUCKING start" and it's EVERY time. I swear, I just don't understand why that keeps happening. I mean, obviously I KNOW. Maybe my mind is just so incredibly full of smut that I just can't get past it.
Oh, and I think my favourite song out of all of them HAS to be "be a man" because its...well, the best. But all of them are awesome. Seriously though, how cool are the lyrics?




but as well as that, I love "don't ask, don't tell".
anyway, the story line is awesome.
its this fairytale America (set in Heartsville) where the majority of people are homosexual, and everyone has a pretty bad case of heterophobia (awesome, much? the way it should be.) so this guy (Zanna) who helps people find love (with his magic wand ;) ) finds out that  Steve and Kate (who everyone thought was gay) are really heterosexual. So then he decides to use this spell which'll make  it so people  accept Hetero's. Except, everyone forgets how it ever used to be, and they think they all are Heterosexual now. AND then, finally, Tank (who loves Zanna, but never told him) tells him that he still remembers...and its all a happy ending, and then they decide that they're going to accept everyone (YAY) and it all ends happily!
which makes me happy!
Now, I have to look up slashy pictures of Harry and Draco and Remus and Sirius.
Excuse me.
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